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[Dr. Demento]
Kinko the Clown mp3!! Here it is, with the intended spirit to keep Dr. Demento alive and kicking. If you like this song, chances are you'll like other Dr. Demento stuff, so go to your local store and buy some! Many thanks go out to Dr. Doom for sending me this one.

Kinko the Clown

Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown,
if the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown.
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown,
if the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown!
hehehehehehehe

Kinko's in his kinko car, pockets full of change,
lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get,
silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes.

Hi boys and girls!! My name is Kinko the Clown
and I really love you boys and girls.. Really really.... hehe

But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot
handing out stale Tootsie Rolls to you little rugrats,
so if anybody wants to come back to Kinko's trailer
and massage his legs, he'd really really like it....
really.... really....
hehehehehe

Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown,
if the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown.
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown,
if the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown!
hehehehehehehe

We go to Kinko's club house sometimes after school,
we play in Kinko's crawl space, there's never any rules.
We have to sit on Kinko's lap, there's never any chairs,
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares!

Oh gosh, I haven't had this much fun since last Christmas
when I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys
and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap.

"Mommy! mommy! Kinko hurt me!"
Aw, but that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws,
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime...

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye,
Kinko went to look for him and help the FBI
But Kinko had some handcuffs on, his eyes were full of tears,
said, "I'll be back to play with you, sometime in twenty years..."
awwwwww!!

Kinko, Kinko the kid loving clown,
your parents want to beat me up and run me out of town.
Kinko, Kinko the kid loving clown,
tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!

Ok short eyes!! get in the car..
Oh, goodbye boys and girls!! See you at the turn of the century,
'cause Kinko really loves you boys and girls..
really.... really....
hehehehehe



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